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This was a delicious beer.
I would definitely have another, and I will.
In fact I already did. Lots.
Pours really well into beer bong.
Minimal froth, crisp taste.
Can crushed easily upon finishing.
Attractive logo.
Best enjoyed with the fellas.
Great accompaniment to a mix.
Discount on slabs at liquorland Franga - $37.50 for 24 cans.
This is a drink for men. The sort of men that discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. A strong, earthly bitter taste from the pride of Ringwood hops gives the taste buds, or caliculus gustatererius if you will, a flavor sensation usually reserved for kings among men or gods. The little red delights are commonplace in the fridges and eskys of all the great beer drinkers in this big, brown, wide, wonderful land of ours and will forever be so.
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rectal prolapse (DEMO)
02:40
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*unintelligible screaming*
GRAB ANOTHER SPRINGER, SHOVE IT IN MY ASS
GRAB ANOTHER SPRINGER, SHOVE IT IN MY ASS
*unintelligible screaming*
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shitting cum (DEMO)
03:27
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Pam from the office
Is really hot
I hope she has a strapon
to stick in my butt
Pam from the office
Makes me a simp
Drag my balls through glass
Just to sniff her pits
Pam I like when you are happy because when you are happy you probably smile more and I like your smile
PAM! PAM! PAM! PAM!
(Karen is also hot, pam’s just the OG)
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